Willie

WOOO! Here comes Wild Willie, the unstoppable force whipping through Quibblingland like a whirlwind of chaos and luxury! Don’t let the wildness fool you—Willie’s been good for a long time—and by “good,” we mean his kingdom has existed since before the very beginning of the universe. We’re talking ancient wealth, handed down through the ages, flowing down into the ever-growing empire of Will-ayyyy himself. This isn’t your typical rags-to-riches story. No, Willie’s got old money, and he’s never missed a beat in his overwhelmingly fortunate existence.

With his tentacles reaching out and swirling around him, Willie doesn’t need to walk—he slides, he glides, he moves effortlessly through the landscape, leaving a trail of glittering success wherever he goes. He’s got that effortless charm that only someone with endless wealth and timeless privilege can pull off. The Quibblings in the land may work, hustle, and strive—but Willie? He simply enjoys the ride. With a wave of his tentacle, he commands the universe to be his playground, his every whim indulged. He’s living in the now, fully aware that every moment is just another of the endless blessings he’s been given.

Willie’s not concerned with the rules that the rest of the Quibblings follow. He doesn’t need to be. His fortune is infinite, his life is everlasting, and for Willie, every minute is another celebration of everything he’s ever wanted, forever. He’s been good forever—and he knows it. So, he’s living the dream, unbothered and unstoppable, as the luckiest Quibbling to ever whip through Quibblingland or anywhere ever.