Ralphie

Ralphie - just a giant head planted in the dirt, grinning like he knows every secret Quibblingland’s ever had—and maybe he does. With a voice as smooth as a sax riff and a rhythm that makes every sentence feel like a song, Ralphie talks like he’s headlining a jazz club instead of hanging out half-buried in the ground. No one’s ever figured out if he’s got a body down there, and honestly, it’s part of the charm.

Ralphie’s Corner is the spot where stories come alive and grooves happen on the fly. Kids gather to hear his wild tales—half truth, half fantasy, and 100% unforgettable. One minute he’s cracking wise about a legendary escapade; the next, he’s leading an impromptu jam session with beats that get the whole crowd bopping. Ralphie doesn’t just tell stories—he lives them, head first, proving that sometimes being stuck in place is the best way to become a legend.